Squash Quotes

99 quotes by 88 authors

As the arteries grow hard, the heart grows soft. — H. L. Mencken
Serious sport is war minus the shooting. — George Orwell
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a… — Emo Philips
I think I'm a living embodiment of, 'Don't try to push me around or squash me,' whether its how I talk to a record label… — Bonnie Raitt
I have a real soft spot in my heart for librarians and people who care about books. — Ann Richards
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft. — Theodore Roosevelt
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. — Anne Sexton
As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport. — William Shakespeare
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine. — Sarah Silverman
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? — Paul Simon
My definition of winning at squash is playing and surviving, and I've never lost a match. — Arlen Specter
Do not be too hard, lest you be broken; do not be too soft, lest you be squeezed. — Ali ibn Abi Talib
Dive on them and squash them if you must. — Jeremy Taylor
Once you have selected a sport or a creative activity, the rules are pretty much the same. — Bill Toomey
We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low. — Desmond Tutu
There is no object so soft but it makes a hub for the wheeled universe. — Walt Whitman
I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash. — Caitlin Moran
Not only would I never want to belong to any club that would have me for a member--if elected I would wear street shoes onto… — Michael Chabon
trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell. — Shana Alexander
A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to… — J.R.R. Tolkien

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