Spray Them Quotes
- Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it. — S. J. Perelman
- When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them… — Janette Barber
- Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin? — Pippa Middleton
- If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex? — Stephen Colbert
- I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there. — Penn Jillette
- Before I walk a mile in another person's shoes I spray them with disinfectant. . . — Rick Sutter
- Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! 9. At the stylist, ask to… — Nate