Sponge Quotes

95 quotes by 82 authors

The last movie I did, I was very lucky: I got to work with probably the best actor of our era, Billy Bob Thornton. He's… — Tim McGraw
Doctors say I need about three weeks of recovery. All the nurses is lovin' me, sayin' 'The best part of the day is my half'.… — Biggie Smalls
Samuel L. Jackson is truly a guru at what he does. Any man doing seven/eight films a year, you cant tell them shit. I [was]… — Busta Rhymes
I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner. She said, I know you and you cannot sing, I said that's nothing,… — The Smiths
I cn dry up all d sea in jus few minutes coz I m sponge bob..... — Spongebob
Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day! — Ned Flanders
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor,… — Peter Griffin
Tom Tom, direct me to that money please. Square sponge, fuckin' dumb, yeah your grades is under C. — Mac Miller
Sponge Bob set fire underwater, Adele set fire to the rain, and I set fire on ice cubes. — VIP
I never tell who it is I base my character quirks on in case they get offended, but I do base them on real people.… — Emily Blunt
Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria. — Jenna Fischer
My heart is like a sponge soaking up your pains for you. When I need to empty it it hurts, as for that moment I… — Ian Willis
I love you more than sponge bob loves jellyfishing,sandy loves karatte,mr. crabs loves money, and squidward love his clarinet!!! — I Don't Want Anyone To No My Name Name!!
@single lil meh : that's what I'm doing right now and I'm watching sponge bob 2 so sowwy if I don't reply you quicly ,… — Leila
RAWR !! I love sponge bob !! — Leila

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