Splits Quotes

475 quotes by 406 authors

The joke's on them. One little hypodermic wont' be enough. Split a piece of wood, and they'll find me. Lift up a stone, and they'll… — Jodi Picoult
When you chopped logs with the ax and they split open they smelled beautiful, like Christmas. But when you split someone's head open it smelled… — Kate Atkinson
a revolutionary in every bedroom cannot fail to shake up the status quo. And if it is your wife that is revolting, you can't just… — Shulamith Firestone
At night I would lie in bed and watch the show, how bees squeezed through the cracks of my bedroom wall and flew circles around… — Sue Monk Kidd
But for me there is neither Monday nor Sunday: there are days which pass in disorder, and then, sudden lightning like this one. Nothing has… — Jean-Paul Sartre
In a split second of eternity, everything is changed, transfigured. A few bars of music, rising from an unfamiliar place, a touch of perfection in… — Muriel Barbery
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see… — William Safire
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty. He tried to… — Leo Tolstoy
And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire… — Douglas Adams
Once in a while, life gives you a chance to measure your worth. Sometimes you're called upon to make a split-second decision to do the… — Perry Moore
Love's lengthways splits the heart in two - the heart where you are, the heart where you want to be. — Jeanette Winterson
In this world, time has three dimensions, like space. Just as an object may move in three perpendicular directions, corresponding to horizontal, vertical, and longitudinal,… — Alan Lightman
Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It's not like you can blame a mattress when people… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Such things as anguish, woe, affliction, guilt, feelings of awfulness, and utter wretchedness, the bread and butter of Days of Yore and Russians, sadly have… — Marisha Pessl
Then Jesus changed the situation. When he paid for our sins on the cross, the veil in the temple that symbolized our separation from God… — Rick Warren
The country and culture commonly known as "America" had had a badly split personality all through its history. Its overt laws were almost always puritanical… — Robert A. Heinlein
The moment we decide to throw more energy into fighting for our mate than with him, the crack of a fist on the enemy's jaw… — Beth Moore
Ah, Eugenie. I know. We will be victorious, you and me. We're the strongest monarchs in this world. You and I will lead this army,… — Richelle Mead
The difference between you and her (whom I to you did once prefer) Is clear enough to settle: She like a diamond shone, but you… — Robert Graves
I first became fascinated with the Sears catalogue because all the people in its pages were perfect. Nearly everybody I knew had something missing, a… — Harry Crews

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