Spiders Quotes

316 quotes by 247 authors

People like me...but people like spiders and spiders eat flies and you know what flies eat... — Lil Wayne
Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head. -Smokey — Friday
If only spiders and flys paid rent — Emma Runyan
Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't… — Elizabeth Banks
You may be afraid of spiders but spiders are afraid of Nikes... — Freshly Snipes
Oh, my God. I hate spiders. Squish! Kill! Die! Eww! -Chester Bennington — Shadow
Note to self: If you do not know how to spell a big scary spiders name, DO NOT look it up on the internet. It… — Becky Eisele
Note to self: If you dont know how to spell a big scary spiders name, DO NOT look it up on the internet. It shows… — Becky Eisele
There are hundreds of thousandsof players like Sachin Tendulkarand singers like Lata Mangeshkar in India who need just a chance to prove their talent. But… — Mak_786_correction By Intazar
Bella: You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash. Edward: I only said it would be better if we weren't friends, not that… — Twilight
The moment when you walk through a spiders web you automatically become a karate chopping ninja — Millie Darlington
I don't fear insects or spiders. At great heights, I jump off, smiling. In the face of death I wink. But, when I look into… — Ritu Ghatourey
The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders. — Nikhil Saluja
Spiders are nature's perverts... Why else are they found in the bathrooms? — Nikhil Saluja
Where are you? And I'm so sorry I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight, I need somebody and always this sick strange darkness comes creeping… — Udigwe Vinsnt
Each year in my sleep I swallow about 8 spiders and 120 slices of cake. — Nikhil Saluja

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