Spends Less Quotes
- Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman
- I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. — Joe Garagiola
- Today, the US spends less on defense as a percentage of our economy than we did at any time since he Japanese attack on Pearl… — Steve Forbes
- I think it's worth trying to be a mother who delights in who her children are, in their knock-knock jokes and earnest questions. A mother… — Ayelet Waldman