Spatulas Quotes
- Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula. — George Watsky
- After our mom died, her parents (our grandparents) had this big court battle with dad. After six lawyers, two fistfights, and a near fatal attack… — Rick Riordan
- I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that. — Rick Riordan
- I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot… — Demetri Martin
- Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula. — Nora Roberts
- Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that… — Jeaniene Frost