Something Funny Quotes

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Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something… — Kel Mitchell
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. — Kathy Griffin
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a… — Penn Jillette
Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. — Mike Judge
At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo.… — Eric McCormack
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. — Lyn Nofziger
Nom, do say something funny so she can admire! — Shannon Hale
I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself. — Banana Yoshimoto
He gives me a look that says, â€œDude, if I knew that do you think Iâ€™d have enlisted your puny help?â€ I snicker. â€œSomething funny… — Karen Marie Moning
I think for me, the thing that gets me in the right mindset is just watching something funny, something light, something that makes me feel… — Derek Hough
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot, everyone stares at you wondering why you're smiling. — Danielle
I think missing you hurts the most when something funny happens. Because in that one moment I find myself laughing, and within the next second… — Elisabeth Van Den Abeele
I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what… — Jon Stewart
Let me rub your tummy girl till' you feel better babe, read you something funny, girl. Jokes to make you laugh. — Miguel Jontel
Every time that we'd do something funny Ferrell would accidentally like hit the camera or lose the film. Hair in the gate, all that crap.… — Amy Poehler
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase
Saying something funny & a group of people next to you laugh & you think it's cuz of what you said, but realize it had… — Victoria Justice
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and cant stop smiling like an idiot. — EwshyCrazyness
It's messed up to find comfort and relatability in a site, that can careless about you, with people that only pay attention to you when… — Adar Burks

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