Someone Invented Quotes
- Surely it was time someone invented a new plot, or that the author came out from the bushes. — Virginia Woolf
- Wait, Wikipedia isn't working? Why hasn't someone invented a paper version of it? A set of books organized alphabetically by topic? — Ben Shapiro
- And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing. — Jackie Morse Kessler