Someone Asks Quotes
88 quotes by 82 authors
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
— Billy Connolly
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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.…
— Jack Handey
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I learned something from that. If someone asks me something that I really don't want to do, I say no. I have to trust that.…
— Diana Ross
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I can't tell one from the other:I find you or you find me?There was a time before we were born If someone asks, this is…
— David Byrne
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Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come…
— Carrot Top
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When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
— Ernie Hudson
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If someone asks you to make a cup of coffee, make the best cup of coffee they’ve ever had, because why would they trust you…
— Sara Haines
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If someone asks, ‘But what in the end is a philosopher?’ I would say ‘A philosopher is a human being who fights in theory.’
— Louis Althusser
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When someone asks, 'Does success make you into a monster?' I always say, 'No, it enables you to be a monster.'
— Simon Cowell
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I can't have discussions about it anymore, I just can't. When someone asks me if I've found Jesus, I say, 'Yeah, I saw him at…
— Tori Amos
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If someone asks me a question it is very difficult not to answer honestly
— Penelope Tree
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It is the Germans who are responsible for the fact that I became a fabricator of arms. If not for them, I would have constructed…
— Mikhail Kalashnikov
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The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a…
— Jack Handey
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...When someone asks me to help create a room my first reaction, if I do not already know the person, is to try to feel…
— Sister Parish
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I've been back home since November and gradually all connections with my HP life have been fading. It’s gotten to the point where I feel…
— Evanna Lynch
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The next time someone asks you why LGBT Pride marches exist or why Gay Pride Month is June tell them “A bisexual woman named Brenda…
— Tom Limoncelli
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If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.
— Megan Boyle
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I don't need to convince men that feminism is important, that just isn't a goal of mine. I can't even have that conversation of whether…
— Kathleen Hanna
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If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how…
— Aziz Ansari
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Playing the guitar is like telling the truth - you never have to worry about repeating the same [lie] if you told the truth. You…
— B B King
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