Somebody Broke Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I… — Steven Wright
• Just because somebody broke your heart, doesn't mean someone else can't fix it. — Rachel Copeland
• Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It… — Dave Chappelle

Who Wrote These Somebody Broke Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Somebody Broke Quotes as follows:

• 1 Somebody Broke Quote by Steven Wright
• 1 Somebody Broke Quote by Rachel Copeland
• 1 Somebody Broke Quote by Dave Chappelle