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- The only people who have anything to fear from free software are those whose products are worth even less.
- Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.
- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better…
- If you think your management doesn't know what it's doing or that your organisation turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you, then leave.
- More computing sins are committed in the name of efficiency (without necessarily achieving it) than for any other single reason - including blind stupidity.
- You are in big trouble when you start writing software to impress girls.
- In those days [batch processing] programmers never even documented their programs, because it was assumed that nobody else would ever use them. Now, however, time-sharing…
- I think psychoanalyze-pinhead is the important lesson of GNU Emacs.
- Inspiration comes from the act of writing.
- Java development without a little heresy would be a dull place, and a dangerous one.
- The general problem with ambitious systems is complexity. [...] it is important to emphasize the value of simplicity and elegance, for complexity has a way…
- We've been in the Mac software business for more than 20 years. And it's been a great business for us.
- ...you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies.
- Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
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- Watch Mary Poppins. .It's not about sernwicg around. That misses the point. It's about enjoying the process, not just the outcome. Bobby Knight's comment about…
- Programing is simply taking ones needs and desires,turning them into dreams and visions,and transform them into reality.Hacking is simply finding problems,learning to understand them and…
- Best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read - kal jab mile the.... To dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile…
- My meaning of DJ is a basic bigginer type of thing just knowing how to spin a simple Disc, and taking other people music. I…
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- Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases. — Norman Ralph Augustine
- Software constraints are only confining if you use them for what they're intended to be used for. — David Byrne
- There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no… — Tony Hoare
- If something is expensive to develop, and somebody's not going to get paid, it won't get developed. So you decide: Do you… — Bill Gates
- The business models in enterprise have changed pretty dramatically. A huge problem with enterprise software traditionally has been usually you sell to… — Aaron Levie
- The key idea of agile is that teams essentially manage themselves. ... It works in software, and it turns out that it… — Bruce Feiler
- By being able to write a genome and plug it into an organism, the software, if you will, changes the hardware. — Barry Schuler
- A great lathe operator commands several times the wage of an average lathe operator, but a great writer of software code is… — Bill Gates