Software Quotes

598 quotes by 321 authors

Software will never replace the Koran. — Dan Wieden
We decided that we wanted our developers to come with clear minds, not polluted by some other approach, to learn the way that we liked… — Bill Gates
Conversion, software version 7.0 looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub, eating seeds as a pastime activity the toxicity of our city,… — System Of A Down
Im most that hard nigga, Im puff late. Old software, you need to update. — Jadakiss
Watch Mary Poppins. .It's not about sernwicg around. That misses the point. It's about enjoying the process, not just the outcome. Bobby Knight's comment about… — Maks
I'd argue that Apple's site is every bit as complex as a npeswaper site -- probably more so. Hundreds of current hardware options, dozens for… — Adriana
Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp — Linus Torvalds
The Linux philosophy is laugh in the face of danger. Oops. Wrong one. Do it yourself. That's it. — Linus Torvalds
Programing is simply taking ones needs and desires,turning them into dreams and visions,and transform them into reality.Hacking is simply finding problems,learning to understand them and… — Jenelope
I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said:Outlook not so good. I thought:Ofcourse not, but Microsoft ships it anyway — Unkown
BEST GAMER PICK UP LINE: You turn my software into hardware. — Kand3n
This software captures all the details of what their needs are. It's really the starting point of the whole development process for a new application. — John Williams
Best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read - kal jab mile the.... To dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile… — Unknown Author
My dick is her chair. It be sexual warfare, I be loaded like software. — Lil Wayne
My meaning of DJ is a basic bigginer type of thing just knowing how to spin a simple Disc, and taking other people music. I… — Deadmau5mcdub
Your philosophies create the software of your brain. — Nick Vedros
You must unlearn what you have been programmed to believe since birth. That software no longer serves you if you want to live in a… — Ash Sweeney
If God Was A Woman.... Men would come with software to be custom designed — Nikhil Saluja

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