Sofa Quotes

120 quotes by 112 authors

Clawed my way to the top.......of the sofa — Dan
Sit her on the sofa, get a little closer. Touch you right, do it like a man's suppose to. — P Diddy
Everybody listen up; come on and get a lil closer, Got two barbies on da bed four barbies on da sofa, I might add her… — Travis Porter
50 in. screen money green leatha sofa. Got two rides a limousine with a chauffer — Biggie Smalls
Every cheap hood strikes a bargain with the world, and ends up making payments on a sofa or a girl. — The Clash
All white linen with Gucci loafers. She say she cum a hundred times looking at my posters. Now she on my sofa then she gettin'… — Pretty Ricky
So keep your friend dem close, and keep your enemies closer but dat don't mean you visit piece a dem inna sofa no sir. — Serani
Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes. — The Hangover
Bust that pussy open, turn that sofa to a fuckin pool. — Wale
I guess it felt a little bit better when we were still arguing about it, Cause in the words I could still hear love somebody… — Frank Ocean
Can I come sit on your sofa and watch it with yoooooooooooou???? — Idris Elba
I've never been to a festival. I'm a creature of habit, mashed-potato comfort, I like rugs. Our sofa's squishy. Maybe too squishy - it's hard… — Martin Freeman
In your eyes I see Love , Curled up on a sofa eating nachos — Louise Bridle
One of d most childhood memory We sleep on d Sofa Wake up on d bed ... :) — Dev
They say the wiser ones always kept quite. Despite what others think of us,no matter how many rumours were spread about us, we still keep… — UngkaLyN
Just me chilling on my iPad on my sofa — Ryan
Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! Its called Prayer!… — Azgraybebly Josland
Bitch I'm back out my coma. Waking up on your sofa. When I park my Range Rover. Slightly scratch your Corolla. Okay I smashed your… — Kanye West
I just got rid of my sofa and replaced it with a ping pong table. I think this is the best decision I have made… — Emma Watson
Best childhood magic moment memory : you fall asleep on a sofa and magically wake up on a bed. — Nishan Panwar

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