Soccer Matches Quotes
- European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches. — Dave Barry
- Soccer matches should be something special, something people eagerly look forward to, something that brightens life. — P.J. O'Rourke
- I go to a lot of the men's soccer matches, and I have been to a few track meets. I also really enjoy watching men's… — Alex Morgan