Soap Quotes

326 quotes by 277 authors

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. — Mark Twain
My grandmothers are full of memories, smelling of soap and onions and wet clay, with veins rolling roughly over quick hands, they have many clean… — Margaret Walker
In the 1990s, we were certain that Saddam Hussein had a nuclear arsenal. In fact, his factories could barely make soap. — Fareed Zakaria
They're getting me involved in intrigue again, and I think it follows a classic formula in a soap opera. — Michael Zaslow
Think 'Game of Thrones.' In the old days, this sort of show might be considered bad writing. It doesn't really seem to be moving toward… — Douglas Rushkoff
I said there was nothing so convincing to an Indian as a general massacre. If he could not approve of the massacre, I said the… — Mark Twain
I drew laughing, high-breasted girls aquaplaning without a care in the world, as a result of being amply protected against such national evils as bleeding… — J D Salinger
No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me With just a pocketful of soap. — John Lennon
He's got hands so long and white and dainty I think they carved each other out of soap, and sometimes they get loose and glide… — Ken Kesey
While contemplating the bride, and eyeing the cake of soap, he muttered between his teeth: 'Tuesday. It was not Tuesday. Was it Tuesday? Perhaps it… — Victor Hugo
Women of the Gallagher Academy, who comes here?" she asked. Just then, every girl at every table (even the newbies) stood and said in unison,… — Ally Carter
Neighbors bring food with death and flowers with sickness and little things in between. Boo was our neighbor. He gave us two soap dolls, a… — Harper Lee
With soap, baptism is a good thing. — Robert Green Ingersoll
My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering each little bowl… — Jeffrey Eugenides
They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I… — Terry Pratchett
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap? — Steven Wright
...For all the days of our lives," we finished and I felt a little like a character in one of my grandma's soap operas... — Ally Carter
The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more… — Terry Pratchett
In order to get the things I want, it helps me to pretend Iâ€™m a figure in a daytime drama, a schemer. Soap opera characters… — David Sedaris
A pioneer is not someone who makes her own soap. She is one who takes up her burdens and walks toward the future. — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

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