Snore Quotes
26 quotes by 25 authors
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I feel more comfortable when I'm lighter - I sleep better, I snore less, I have more endurance when I work out, my arms look…
— Tyra Banks
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
— Anthony Burgess
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Weariness can snore upon the flint when resting sloth finds the down pillow hard.
— William Shakespeare
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I would never rep Versace. I can't stand her. I think she makes disgusting clothes. Calvin [Klein] is like, snore! Who wears Calvin Klein? I'm…
— Kelly Cutrone
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Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable…
— Rita Rudner
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Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
— Bill Murray
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Smaug certainly looked asleep, almost dead and dark, with scarcely a snore more than a whiff of unseen steam, when Bilbo peeped once more from…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are…
— Danny DeVito
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Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.
— Phyllis George
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I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's…
— Len Goodman
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There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.
— Mark Twain
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You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.
— Helen Reddy
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Sir," returned Mrs. Sparsit, " I cannot say that i have heard him precisely snore, and therefore must not make that statement. But on winter…
— Charles Dickens
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Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws another pinecone at…
— James Patterson
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Don’t worry if I lay my head back and start to snore while we’re flying. It’s normal. I’m just here in case Jake has a…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Pierce made a calculating noise, accidentally brushing my knee as he shifted. "As Jenks would say, you snore nice." I smiled back unconvincingly. I snore…
— Kim Harrison
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I don't deny it," said Frodo, looking at Sam, who was now grinning. "I don't deny it, but I'll never believe you are sleeping again,…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank you.
— Ilona Andrews
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What the—Have you been crying?" Tohrment demanded. "Are you all right? Dear God, is it the baby?" "Tohr, relax. I'm a female, I cry at…
— J R Ward
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I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. "It makes me…
— James Dashner
Who Wrote These Snore Quotes
25 authors contributed a total of 26 Snore Quotes as follows: