Smirnoff Quotes
- No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little. — Jay Black
- So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff. — Jon Stewart
- I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get… — Yakov Smirnoff