Smelling Like Quotes

17 quotes by 16 authors

I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse. — Aisha Tyler
Son--they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States… — Kurt Vonnegut
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater
Everything gets horrible. Everything you see gets ugly. Lurid is the word. Doctor Garton said lurid, one time. That's the right word for it. And… — David Foster Wallace
You know you're in love with somebody when you wake up next to them, comfortable despite your breath smelling like the week-old water at the… — Elliot Perlman
And now here he was in my kitchen. Smelling like apple pies and looking at me with a direct seriousness that made him even cuter.… — Lilith Saintcrow
She crawled on top of him, naked and warm and soft, smelling like a miracle that had saved him from a lifetime of aloneness. — Patricia Briggs
I felt like a baby bunny smelling like a spring flower. I felt good... llike salt or freshly baked bread. — Justin Bieber
Kush got the room smelling like teen spirit. — Drake
Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him. — Katt Williams
She laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick. I was sick with the filthies and she smiled… — Funkadelic
Back in the kitchen, smelling like burning rubber. It ain't a secret I'm a money burning muthafucka. — Rick Ross
Spray a little cologne and my clothes smelling like Versace Blue Jeans. — Ludacris
Its Ludacris 'Mr. Slay-A-Bitch.' Unless that p-ssy is smelling like a Filet-O-Fish. — Ludacris
If a man comes from around the corner after you get off a greyhound bus and has hay in his matted hair smelling like whiskey… — Massmurder
Come home late It seems you barely beat the sun Tapping my shoulder thinking you gon get you some Smelling like some fragrance that I… — Sunshine Anderson
Don't go around fire and expect not to come out smelling like smoke — Hussein Nishah

Who Wrote These Smelling Like Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 17 Smelling Like Quotes as follows: