Smartass Quotes

19 quotes by 17 authors

I don't try to be completely calculating in everything I say and do, but there's no way I'm going to talk. There's no reason to.… — Chris O'Donnell
I'm totally crazy, I know that. I don't say that to be a smartass, but I know that that's the very essence of what makes… — Maurice Sendak
In the vast game of Darwinian musical chairs, whenever the music stopped there were large numbers of people without a seatâ€”and some smartass had sold… — Daniel Suarez
A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a terminal you can educate. — Rob Pike
I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass. — Jim Harrison
I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been. — David Letterman
I like grit, I like love and death, I'm tired of irony. ... A lot of good fiction is sentimental. ... The novelist who refuses… — Jim Harrison
Even Christianâ€”the poster child for "smartass"â€”looked grim. — Richelle Mead
Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher
Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that itâ€™s a really stupid move on my part? (Talon) Oh, no,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Sway says youâ€™ve been taking really good care of him for me. (Claria) Well, his mom did a great job housebreaking him, so he doesnâ€™t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't… — Jill Shalvis
...maybe the world needs a cadre of smartasses to liven things up, who knows? — Stephen King
I forgive you, but only because you said 'please.'" Smartass, I thought. Then I groaned at the instant chorus of "Please!" mixed with cries for… — Jeaniene Frost
I wouldn't have to be such a smartass .. if u wasn't such a dumbass .. oops .. that was my outside voice .. wasn't… — Maria Micah Rosales
Twinkle Twinkle little snitch, mind your business you nosey bitch! — Unknown Author
I will never change to make you love me, wanna be with me, and to keep you in my life I am going to be… — Rayshawn D Lee
Falling is easy, it happens hard and fast. Picking up the pieces requires to be a damn smartass at doing puzzles. — Ophelia Callens
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack

Who Wrote These Smartass Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 19 Smartass Quotes as follows: