Smack You Quotes

18 quotes by 15 authors

...You have to pass an exam, and the jobs that you get are either to shine shoes, or to herd cows, or to tend pigs.… — Arthur Rimbaud
During a recent panel on the numerous failures of American journalism, I proposed that almost all stories about government should begin: â€œLook out! They're about… — Molly Ivins
The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other. — Julian Casablancas
Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail. — Daniel Handler
Your problem is you don't understand what that word means. People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But… — Elizabeth Gilbert
A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to… — Elizabeth Gilbert
A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. — Elizabeth Gilbert
He looked at me. " I do know how to deal with demons, Savannah." "I know. Sorry." "So I get a hug?" "No, but I… — Kelley Armstrong
Iâ€™d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz — Jennifer Rardin
Rachel,â€ came a raspy voice from the upper level, and both Trent and I turned. It was Quen, wrapped in a blanket as if it… — Kim Harrison
People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who… — Elizabeth Gilbert Eat Pray Love
I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of the head. I… — Bob Saget
Cause I WILL smack you in the mouth, I'm Jean Grae. And it's an I'll life, watchin these niggaz fall from ghetto grace. — Jean Grae
Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that created you! — Madea
Didnt! (SMACK!) I! (SMACK!) TELL! (SMACK!) YOU! (SMACK!) TO! (SMACK!) Shut Up! (SMACK!) Move Yo Damn Hand (SMACK!) (SMACK!) Lol — Deon Crockett Jr
Instead of war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me. And I ain't never did a crime I… — Tupac
True friends smack you on the face in broad day light. Fake friends stab you from the back in the dark. — Collins Hasty

Who Wrote These Smack You Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 18 Smack You Quotes as follows: