Smack Quotes

164 quotes by 143 authors

Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory — Christopher Moore
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently… — Dave Barry
Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin. — Rachel Vincent
A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Thereâ€™s something completely unnerving about seeing your parents upset. I suppose itâ€™s because theyâ€™re supposed to be the strong ones, but thatâ€™s not just it.… — Cecelia Ahern
We so seldom understand each other. But if understanding is neither here nor there, and the universe is infinite, then understand that no matter where… — Shane Koyczan
Even his highly emotional Italian mother didn't believe that true love could blossom overnight. Like his brothers and sisters-in-law, she wanted nothing more for him… — Nicholas Sparks
He looked at me. " I do know how to deal with demons, Savannah." "I know. Sorry." "So I get a hug?" "No, but I… — Kelley Armstrong
Iâ€™d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz — Jennifer Rardin
Something inside me shuts down and I'm too numb to feel anything. It's like watching complete strangers in another Hunger Games. But I do notice… — Suzanne Collins
I know that when a supersexy older girl with hips and breasts and nice hair wants to take off your glasses and to paint you… — Chuck Palahniuk
That earns him a smack with my book bag. "Ow." He clutches his arm. "What do you have in there? Books?" A grin snakes across… — Julie Anne Peters
She tries to turn too soon, and the ladder smacks into Fernando's shoulder. "Oh! Sorry, Nando." The jolt knocks his glasses askew. He smiles at… — Veronica Roth
Find Eloy. Smack his head into a wall, dance on his guts... I'd get creative. Spontaneous like. — Kim Harrison
Jenks made a move to follow, probably forgetting he didnâ€™t have wings anymore. He leaned forward and fell to the floor, face first. â€œJenks!â€ I… — Kim Harrison
Rachel,â€ came a raspy voice from the upper level, and both Trent and I turned. It was Quen, wrapped in a blanket as if it… — Kim Harrison
Dani, Dani, Dani." I flinch. I've never heard anyone say my name so gently. It creeps me all kinds of out. He's towering over me,… — Karen Marie Moning
Lynn smacks Uriah hard in the back of the head, Christina says, â€œHey Tris!â€ and Uriah cries, â€œOw! How on earth do you make a… — Veronica Roth
Everybody dies. Thereâ€™s nothing you can do about it. Whether or not you eat six almonds a day. Whether or not you believe in God.… — Nora Ephron
Detectives are only human; we're not Gods that know everything. When detectives tell their theory, in reality, most are rather anxious. Thinking that there's always… — Gosho Aoyama

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