Slob Quotes

30 quotes by 30 authors

I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. — William F. Buckley, Jr.
When a man wants to relax, he will slob out and really relax. Or he will pursue a hobby - anything from building models to… — Julie Burchill
You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee. — Cher
Iâ€™m not the easiest person to live with. Iâ€™m kind of a slob. — Katie Holmes
I'm living with two guys. I'm living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day. — Devon Sawa
I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid. — Jenny Eclair
You are not an agnostic.....You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass. — Conor Cruise O'Brien
Of course people don't want war. Why should a poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best… — Hermann Goring
Everyone knows I'm just a big, good-natured slob. — Bing Crosby
I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob… — Judah Friedlander
Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy.… — Crash Davis
I can be not showered and dressed like a slob, but my lip gloss will be on! — Dagmara Dominczyk
What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us? — Joan Osborne
I'm the biggest slob in the world. My apartment is a mess. — Monica Keena
Oceans is about glamour. I can't go looking like a slob can I? — George Clooney
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. — Clark Gable
You don't want a slob, but you don't want a guy who is constantly borrowing your tweezers. — Lauren Conrad
My father is an intellectual and physical man, which is a rather unusual combination. He's great. As he brought up me and my brothers and… — Christopher Reeve
Poor slob without a name. It's a little inconvenient, his not having a name. But I haven't the right to give him one: he'll have… — Truman Capote
...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to somebody… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Who Wrote These Slob Quotes

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