Slept Quotes

425 quotes by 360 authors

Love's the same old situation. Lately I've not slept a wink. Since this crazy situation. Has me on the blink. — Beegie Adair
Baby, remember all the things that we did when we slept together and the blue behind your eyelids. Baby, sweet baby. — Ruthie Foster
Oh come on everyone , I slept on the couch — Unknown Author
Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never… — Peter Griffin
I slept like a baby last night; woke up every 3 hours cryin for food. — Kyle_noni
The first child was born by a woman that wasn't even a girlfriend or someone I have been on a date with. Come to think… — Unknown Author
Whos still gettin tested? Wheres all the women at, could still remember who they slept with? Wheres all the girls too busy studying to make… — Drake
I spent the night in heaven, I slept with an angel and when we finish, I swear that pussy said, "thank you" — Lil Wayne
Yeah You Sure Broke My Heart Last Week When You Said You Had Slept With Him — Nevershoutnever
Even After Three Text Messages, Four Missed Calls, You Still Slept With My Best Friend — Nevershoutnever
After I broke up with you, I tend to be so intimate with guys. Without any control, I slept with them. Now, I just want… — Antera Puspus
Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think I can sleep through and earthquake.' Well, I've actually slept… — Due Date
I like don john bsaucee he was played by Keanu (in the movie) and he was cute. LOL no I liked him bsaucee he was… — Unknown Author
Better to have spent a life reaching for a dream that never came true, than to have slept through a life that never had a… — Unknown Author
The only reason I'm not surprised that she slept with him is cause her vagina is rate E for everyone — Lainie Lindgren
The only reason I'm not surprised she slept with him is cause her vagina is rated E for everyone! — Lainie Lindgren
Too The Lil Kidz Out Their in joy taking naps while you can...because when you get older you gonna wish you took them.. Because Your… — Out Spoken
If you know that she was a virgin that night you slept with her and you know you got her knocked up and you deny… — Epifania Savea
I lived on the stage, and even at 6, slept behind the seats of the theatre. — Aubrey O'Day
It's hard to switch off, I want to see the match point again, I want to read something about what the fans saw, how the… — Roger Federer

Who Wrote These Slept Quotes

360 authors contributed a total of 425 Slept Quotes, led by these top contributors: