Slaps Quotes

50 quotes by 45 authors

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. — Edith Piaf
The passion for playing chess is one of the most unaccountable in the world. It slaps the theory of natural selection in the face. It… — H.G. Wells
I remember nothing of this, no ambulance rides, nothing. Nothing between switching out the bedside lamp and the sudden indignity of rebirth: the slaps, the… — Stephen Fry
Embrace change, even when the change slaps you in the face. — Walter Breuning
These are clothes my friends and I could wear. This ain't Prada. I don't want to be one of those celebrities that slaps their name… — Nicky Hilton
Basketball players want contact to get a foul called. Slaps on the wrist and bumps on the shoulder are big time to them, and they… — Warren Moon
Critical words to a child are as painful and damaging as being physically hit. They are verbal slaps in the face. Usually, critical words are… — Beverly Engel
With charm youâ€™ve got to get up close to see it; style slaps you in the face. — John Cooper Clarke
Sometimes I have wished my insults were slaps or lashes; I've wanted to hit people in the face and make them see, if only for… — Evita Peron
See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate. — CM Punk
The man with a host of friends who slaps on the back everybody he meets is regarded as the friend of nobody. — Aristotle
I don't like poetry that just slaps violent words on a canvas, as it were. — Anne Stevenson
The spontaneity of slaps is sincerity, whereas the ceremonial of caresses is largely convention. — Ugo Betti
He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain. — Alice Cooper
Anyone who slaps a "this page is best viewed with Browser X" label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old… — Tim Berners-Lee
Both destiny's kisses and its dope-slaps illustrate an individual person's basic personal powerlessness over the really meaningful events in his life: i.e. almost nothing important… — David Foster Wallace
I'm tired of this. It's like, just when I think our goal is within reach, it slips right through our fingers. It's happened time and… — Hiromu Arakawa
Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket… — Jerry Seinfeld
My mother moves so fast I do not even see it coming. But she slaps my face hard enough to make my head snap backward.… — Jodi Picoult
There are many foolish people in the world and when a man in a rather high position puts on no frills, slaps them on the… — W. Somerset Maugham

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