Simon Lewis Quotes

47 quotes by 2 authors

• Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling. — Cassandra Clare
• Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me… — Cassandra Clare
• Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot." "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time." Jace raised… — Cassandra Clare
• Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. — Cassandra Clare
• I wouldn't change it," Simon said. "I wouldn't give up loving you. Not for anything. You know what Raphael told me? That I didn't know… — Cassandra Clare
• Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression. "Are you all right?" Simon asked, with some concern.… — Cassandra Clare
• Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you… — Cassandra Clare
• You're not gay, are you?" Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better. — Cassandra Clare
• Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you… — Cassandra Clare
• Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice… — Cassandra Clare
• That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and… — Cassandra Clare
• I think he’s handling it with grace. A lot of teenage boys would sulk, or lurk around under your window with a boom box. — Cassandra Clare
• Look, I asked you here for a reason. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common." "Totally awesome hair?" Simon… — Cassandra Clare
• Meanwhile,” Simon added, “I wanted to tell you that lately I‘ve been cross-dressing. Also, I‘m sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know. — Cassandra Clare
• What?” Simon looked alarmed. ”I‘m not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom… — Cassandra Clare
• Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever" "Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can". Jace made a weird noise and I realized he… — Cassandra Clare
• Traded him for Alec," Clary said. "Not permanently" "No," said Jace. "Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back. In which case, maybe… — Cassandra Clare
• Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be goth you probably… — Cassandra Clare
• You know, when someone prefers their own brother over you, it isn't a confidence booster. — Cassandra Clare
• All that running and getting nowhere, he thought. Story of my life. — Cassandra Clare

Who Wrote These Simon Lewis Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 47 Simon Lewis Quotes as follows:

• 46 Simon Lewis Quotes by Cassandra Clare
• 1 Simon Lewis Quote by Shalini