Simon Quotes

372 quotes by 117 authors

Demonic activity levels? Do they have a device that measures whether the demons inside the house are doing power yoga?â€ -Simon, pg.340- — Cassandra Clare
The pile of guts was a black blob of flies that buzzed like a saw. After a while these flies found Simon. Gorged, they alighted… — William Golding
You know what the worst thing I can imagine is? Simon had said. Not trusting someone I love. — Cassandra Clare
I can't believe you know someone named Freaky Pete," said Simon. "I know alot of people," said Luke. "Not that Freaky Pete is strictly people,… — Cassandra Clare
Though you did eat all the pizza." "I only had five slices," Simon protested, leaning his chair backward so it balanced precariously on its two… — Cassandra Clare
I could give you a thiught sheath to put that in,"Isabelle offered. "I got tons." "CERTAINLY NOT," said Simon. Clary shot him an irritated look.… — Cassandra Clare
Simon kept pace beside Clary for a few moments without speaking before he said, â€œSo what did I miss? Naked dancing ladies?â€ Clary thought of… — Cassandra Clare
Its three in the morning,' she noted with dismay. 'Do you think Simonâ€™s all right?' 'I think heâ€˜s weird, actually,' said Jace. 'Though that has… — Cassandra Clare
Simon-"From now on I will only adress people by nodding at them." Clary-"That's stupid why would you do that?" Simon-"Because it says that 'I am… — Cassandra Clare
Remember when you fell out of that tree on the farm when you were ten, and broke your arm? Remember how he made them let… — Cassandra Clare
I think I like â€˜mundaneâ€™ better than â€˜bloodsucker,â€™â€ Simon muttered. â€œWith Jace, you donâ€™t really get to choose your insulting nickname.â€ -Simon and Clary, pg.234- — Cassandra Clare
The next thing I knew I was listening to five people shouting. What was that all about, anyway?â€ (Luke) â€œNothing,â€ chorused Clary, Simon, Alec, Magnus,… — Cassandra Clare
Alec's trying to get Magnus to take him seriously, but he's never told our parents about Magnus, or even that he likes, you know -"… — Cassandra Clare
I let her through. She checked Derek's pulse and his breathing, saying both seemed okay, then leaned down to his face. "Nothing weird on his… — Kelley Armstrong
I lifted onto my toes, put my hands aroung his neck, and pulled him down. When our lips met, that first jolt... It was everything… — Kelley Armstrong
I found something" Simon said as he walked in. He whipped out an old-fashioned key from his pocket and grinned at me. "It was taped… — Kelley Armstrong
You're crying?" he said. "No, I- " I tore my gaze away. "Just dust. From the path. Simon's that way." I tried to pass him,… — Kelley Armstrong
Thank you,â€ Simon said. â€œItâ€™s a joke, Isabelle. Heâ€™s the Count. He likes counting. You know. â€˜What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate… — Cassandra Clare
The look Anthony shot at his sister was so comically malevolent Simon nearly laughed. He managed to restrain himself, but mostly just because he was… — Julia Quinn
No. That's Clary; shes's my best friend." Simon pocketed his phone. "And she has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear… — Cassandra Clare

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