Shower Curtain Quotes
- Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain. — Bobby Heenan
- It was my mother who taught me the one worthwhile thing: when they ask if you like what you see in the mirror, pretend that… — Gary Lutz
- My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing. — Candace Bushnell
- A heroin-thin boy with enough rings in his eyebrows to resemble a shower curtain rod... — Jodi Picoult
- Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be… — Janet Evanovich
- Life is like a shower curtain ring. Birth and death is the circle of life and supports the curtain of love. — Jensen P Thomas
- If I make sure I keep my eyes open during the shower, the guy with a chainsaw behind the shower curtain won't kill me. — Nikhil Saluja