Shot Him Quotes

38 quotes by 35 authors

I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over. — Alec Baldwin
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker… — Jack Handey
I wasn't angry the night I shot him. — Mark David Chapman
Mr. Hitler was big on me. He kept writing and inviting me to come to Germany, and if the war hadn't started when it did,… — Greta Garbo
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot… — Will Rogers
The plea of good intentions is not one that can be allowed to have much weight in passing historical judgment upon a man whose wrong-headedness… — Theodore Roosevelt
Hunting is the noblest sport yet devised by the hand of man. There were mighty hunters in the Bible, and all the caves where the… — Robert Ruark
How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked. Tristan blinked. "Excuse me?" "He'd love to!" Gary said. Tristan shot him a look, "Good,"… — Elizabeth Chandler
What's that?' Beck shoved his back ineffectually against the glass door, suffering under the weight of a huge box. 'Your brian.' I already have a… — Maggie Stiefvater
That was enterprising," Will sounded nearly impressed. Nate smiled. Tess shot him a furious look. "Don't look pleased with yourself. When Will says 'enterprising' he… — Cassandra Clare
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said.… — Janet Evanovich
I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him theâ€”never mind.) — James Patterson
Who shot him? I asked. The grey man scratched the back of his neck and said: Somebody with a gun. — Dashiell Hammett
I could give you a thiught sheath to put that in,"Isabelle offered. "I got tons." "CERTAINLY NOT," said Simon. Clary shot him an irritated look.… — Cassandra Clare
Maybe I could do it." Darius shot him a dry look. "You want to try to get back into your house after the fact? Wellsie… — J R Ward
Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a… — David Wong
Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. â€œYeah, man, thanks for… — Rachel Caine
Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when she's… — Rachel Caine
Ghost?â€ St. Vincent shot him an incredulous glance. â€œChrist. Youâ€™re not serious, are you?â€ "Iâ€™m a Gypsy,â€ Cam replied matter-of-factly. â€œOf course I believe in… — Lisa Kleypas
Sugar Beth detected the movement and shot him a look that challenged not only his manhood but also his very right to exist on the… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Who Wrote These Shot Him Quotes

35 authors contributed a total of 38 Shot Him Quotes, led by these top contributors: