Shortest Line Quotes
- I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. — Brad Wilkerson
- At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest. — Bill Vaughan
- Weight is caused by one element being situated in another; and it moves by the shortest line towards its centre, not by its own choice,… — Leonardo da Vinci
- I grew up Catholic. We went to confession on Saturday, stood in the shortest line, since it led to the priest who gave the easiest… — Regina Brett