Shopping Carts Quotes
- Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. — Erma Bombeck
- The seasons don't matter to most of us anymore except as spectacles. In my county and in many places around this part of the nation,… — Bill McKibben
- My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd… — Vincent Gallo
- I've sold my records outta shopping carts on the street. — GG Allin
- Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. — Richard Turner
- Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional? — Rachel Nichols
- Crazy isn´t always what they say it is. It´s not always the old woman wearing sneakers and a skirt and a scarf, wandering around with… — Marya Hornbacher
- It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit… — Ritu Ghatourey
- STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja