Shopping Cart Quotes
- Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. — Erma Bombeck
- The seasons don't matter to most of us anymore except as spectacles. In my county and in many places around this part of the nation,… — Bill McKibben
- My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd… — Vincent Gallo
- Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. — Richard Turner
- Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional? — Rachel Nichols
- Crazy isn´t always what they say it is. It´s not always the old woman wearing sneakers and a skirt and a scarf, wandering around with… — Marya Hornbacher
- When things get you down look around. When you see someone holding a sighn try to put your feet in their shoes. When you see… — Mark Hook
- My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires. — Unknown Author
- I'm the asshole who parks the shopping cart right next to your car in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja
- Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away. — Nikhil Saluja
- You know I mean business when I use a shopping cart at the liquor store. — Nikhil Saluja