Shoot Somebody Quotes

6 quotes by 6 authors

• If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really… — Jack Handey
• We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how — Dave Barry
• Punch a man on the nose, kick an old man downstairs, shoot somebody or any old thing like that, that’s my job. But argue with… — Mikhail Bulgakov
• I'm going to shoot somebody," Maddie said. "Sawyer hates when people do that. It's a whole bunch of paperwork. — Jill Shalvis
• Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, little star. Up comes Brady in a 'lectric car. Got a mean look all 'round his eye. Gonna shoot somebody jus' to… — Lead Belly
• When I make a hundred, I'mma buy a new Bugatti. I be with some Philly niggas, they just trying to shoot somebody. — Meek Mill

Who Wrote These Shoot Somebody Quotes

6 authors contributed a total of 6 Shoot Somebody Quotes as follows:

• 1 Shoot Somebody Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 Shoot Somebody Quote by Dave Barry
• 1 Shoot Somebody Quote by Mikhail Bulgakov
• 1 Shoot Somebody Quote by Jill Shalvis
• 1 Shoot Somebody Quote by Lead Belly
• 1 Shoot Somebody Quote by Meek Mill