Shits Quotes

48 quotes by 43 authors

I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I donâ€™t care if people… — William S. Burroughs
No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits. — Dave Mustaine
Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around… — Vladimir Putin
Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits. — Nicki Minaj
Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law — Auberon Waugh
Look, you couldnâ€™t pay me to listen to their music, but I still feel like I have more in common with Insane Clown Posse than… — Tom Scharpling
We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits. — Dane Cook
So that individuation may be compared to a pyramid in that it is only achieved by the placement of the top stoneâ€¦ The Jews, Ford… — E L Doctorow
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. — Margaret Atwood
The essential is never to arrive anywhere, never to be anywhere. The essential is to go on squirming forever at the edge of the line,… — Samuel Beckett
You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my lifeâ€™s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits and giggles? Or… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall of shits. — Jonathan Safran Foer
Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with… — Clint Eastwood
You're judging her by her literacy,' Tara says. 'You're a literacist.' 'You've made that up.' Thomas Mackee packs up his stuff and stands up. 'You… — Melina Marchetta
Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet — Darynda Jones
All my life I been this cold. All my nights I spend with hoes. I keep change on me now. Cus this shits startin to… — Lil Wayne
My bad, is a piece of shits way of saying, I'm sorry. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't give two shits what people has to say — Shiajohnson123
You left this world already a legend and to me you will always be one and the father of my heavy metal side. youre why… — Timothy Ashmore

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43 authors contributed a total of 48 Shits Quotes, led by these top contributors: