Shits Quotes
48 quotes by 46 authors
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I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people…
— William S. Burroughs
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No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits.
— Dave Mustaine
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Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around…
— Vladimir Putin
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Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits.
— Nicki Minaj
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Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law
— Auberon Waugh
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Look, you couldn’t pay me to listen to their music, but I still feel like I have more in common with Insane Clown Posse than…
— Tom Scharpling
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We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
— Dane Cook
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So that individuation may be compared to a pyramid in that it is only achieved by the placement of the top stone… The Jews, Ford…
— E L Doctorow
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There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.
— Margaret Atwood
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The essential is never to arrive anywhere, never to be anywhere. The essential is to go on squirming forever at the edge of the line,…
— Samuel Beckett
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You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits and giggles? Or…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall of shits.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with…
— Clint Eastwood
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You're judging her by her literacy,' Tara says. 'You're a literacist.' 'You've made that up.' Thomas Mackee packs up his stuff and stands up. 'You…
— Melina Marchetta
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Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
— Darynda Jones
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All my life I been this cold. All my nights I spend with hoes. I keep change on me now. Cus this shits startin to…
— Lil Wayne
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My bad, is a piece of shits way of saying, I'm sorry.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Don't give two shits what people has to say
— Shiajohnson123
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You left this world already a legend and to me you will always be one and the father of my heavy metal side. youre why…
— Timothy Ashmore
Who Wrote These Shits Quotes
46 authors contributed a total of 48 Shits Quotes, led by these top contributors: