Shaving Cream Quotes

9 quotes by 8 authors

• I shave without using shaving cream — Jerry Stiller
• I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was a… — Judy Blundell
• Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. — Greg Gutfeld
• It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him… — Gary Carter
• If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater
• I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream. — Marc Jacobs
• sasha growled low in his throat. "Send the wolf to watch them," he mocked in falsetto. His nostrils flared. "I swear Z, if I live,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used. — Haruki Murakami

Who Wrote These Shaving Cream Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 9 Shaving Cream Quotes as follows:

• 1 Shaving Cream Quote by Judy Blundell
• 1 Shaving Cream Quote by Greg Gutfeld
• 1 Shaving Cream Quote by Gary Carter
• 1 Shaving Cream Quote by Barry Goldwater
• 1 Shaving Cream Quote by Marc Jacobs
• 1 Shaving Cream Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 1 Shaving Cream Quote by Haruki Murakami
• 1 Shaving Cream Quote by Jerry Stiller