Shag Quotes

15 quotes by 13 authors

My mother used to pitch to me and my father would shag balls. If I hit one up the middle close to my mother, I'd… — Eddie Mathews
It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen. — Cody Lundin
I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my… — Frankie Boyle
Men who would letterspace lower case would shag sheep. — Frederic Goudy
Thank God life endsâ€”we'd never survive it. From Big Bang to weary shag, the history of the world. Our flesh is ferocious...our bodies will kill… — Patrick Marber
I mean, I'm in a band, we're reasonably successful, I've got a very nice suit - I'm not even a bad person- so why can't… — Colin Greenwood
I'm after something far more esoteric than a virginal shag. Though, if you'd like, darlin', I'm certainly up for the task. — Alyson Noel
Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag… — Jeaniene Frost
Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live in a place… — Christopher Moore
Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?â€ he asked with heavy irony. â€œBite… — Jeaniene Frost
Can we move this along?" a bored voice stated. "I have places to be and people to shag." "Ian, I'm not going to hug you,"… — Jeaniene Frost
Like most kids, my dad played. He would drag us out to the course and make us shag balls for him and caddy and all… — Tom Lehman
When all gurls/bhoy grow up they say shag a sheep some end up doing it with the fucking sheep — Finlay
His own biggest fan and got a fan base as big as Japan, uh ... yeah ... and? All hail the king! And give him… — MF Doom
Any boy will love a girl who dresses half naked but thats only for a shag probably but any boy will love and respect a… — MNT Squared

Who Wrote These Shag Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 15 Shag Quotes as follows: