Shag Quotes
15 quotes by 13 authors
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My mother used to pitch to me and my father would shag balls. If I hit one up the middle close to my mother, I'd…
— Eddie Mathews
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It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.
— Cody Lundin
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I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my…
— Frankie Boyle
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Men who would letterspace lower case would shag sheep.
— Frederic Goudy
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Thank God life ends—we'd never survive it. From Big Bang to weary shag, the history of the world. Our flesh is ferocious...our bodies will kill…
— Patrick Marber
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I mean, I'm in a band, we're reasonably successful, I've got a very nice suit - I'm not even a bad person- so why can't…
— Colin Greenwood
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I'm after something far more esoteric than a virginal shag. Though, if you'd like, darlin', I'm certainly up for the task.
— Alyson Noel
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Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag…
— Jeaniene Frost
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Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live in a place…
— Christopher Moore
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Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?†he asked with heavy irony. “Bite…
— Jeaniene Frost
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Can we move this along?" a bored voice stated. "I have places to be and people to shag." "Ian, I'm not going to hug you,"…
— Jeaniene Frost
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Like most kids, my dad played. He would drag us out to the course and make us shag balls for him and caddy and all…
— Tom Lehman
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When all gurls/bhoy grow up they say shag a sheep some end up doing it with the fucking sheep
— Finlay
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His own biggest fan and got a fan base as big as Japan, uh ... yeah ... and? All hail the king! And give him…
— MF Doom
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Any boy will love a girl who dresses half naked but thats only for a shag probably but any boy will love and respect a…
— MNT Squared
Who Wrote These Shag Quotes
13 authors contributed a total of 15 Shag Quotes as follows: