Sewer Quotes

65 quotes by 59 authors

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. — Mel Brooks
Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy. — William S. Burroughs
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so. — George Carlin
Woman is a temple built over a sewer. — Tertullian
Wal-Mart is the sewer pipe through which good jobs are being flushed. — Andy Stern
The sewer is the conscience of the city. — Victor Hugo
And my mouth is not a sewer, although some people may think it is. — Laura Prepon
Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water through a sewer then drinking it. — Bruce Friedrich
When you have half of Caironese in slums, when you don't have clean water, when you don't have a sewer system, when you don't have… — Mohamed ElBaradei
All philanthropy ... is only a savory fumigation burning at the mouth of a sewer. This incense offering makes the air more endurable to passers-by,… — Ellen Key
The fact that there is no such thing as a perfect anti-sepsis does not mean that one might as well do brain surgery in a… — Robert Solow
He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch. — Casey Stengel
A tree root won't get into your sewer line unless there's something already wrong with your sewer line. I know most people don't want to… — Thomas J. Hylton
History - that little sewer where man loves to wallow. — Francis Ponge
I rarely do anything on the show by myself. I dont want it to be about me. Squatting in the sewer in San Francisco, its… — Mike Rowe
It is from the midst of this putrid sewer that the greatest river of human industry springs up and carries fertility to the whole world.… — Alexis de Tocqueville
I highly recommend Aubrey Plumbing Company. I did extensive remodeling on a large, old house in the Murphy, TX. Aubrey Plumbing basically redid all the… — Tom Brewer
A sewer is a cynic. It tells All. — Victor Hugo
Persons who undertake to pry into, or cleanse out all the filth of a common sewer, either cannot have very nice noses, or will soon… — William Hazlitt
Show me one thing here on earth which has begun well and not ended badly. The proudest palpitations are engulfed in a sewer, where they… — Emile M. Cioran

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