Serial Quotes

191 quotes by 143 authors

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. — Ellen DeGeneres
No child is born a delinquent. They only became that way if nobody loved them when they were kids. Unloved children grow up to be… — Jeannette Walls
So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. — Ellen DeGeneres
Jenks kept me alive for two years through two death threats, a crazy banshee, and at least two serial killers. Its about time I return… — Kim Harrison
For those who may not know this, Madeline recruited me specifically to help hunt and take out a serial soul thief-" "I call him Cap'n… — Rachel Vincent
NOOOO!" On the screen, a woman's eyes bugged almost out of her head, and I tried not to scream. Tried not to scream in exasperation,… — James Patterson
That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing. — Darynda Jones
Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers — Darynda Jones
The serial number of a human specimen is the face, that accidental and unrepeatable combination of features. It reflects neither character nor soul, nor what… — Milan Kundera
Great. First the anonymous call. Now letters. Body parts all over town. It was like a scavenger hunt for psychos. Running after clues with a… — Chelsea Cain
I am a person who feels guilty for crimes I have not committed, or have not committed in years. The police search the train station… — David Sedaris
Cam was already on his feet, waiting for me. I arched my brow at him. "Following me?" "Like a true serial killer," he replied. — J. Lynn
The next time? Oh, my dear Eliza, you're not going to carry on with this, are you? The Faceless Ones had their chance. They returned… — Derek Landy
You do know him, so that's a lame excuse." It was a lame excuse, but it was the best I had. "How do you really… — J. Lynn
We also told her you weren't a serial killer," Brit interjected. Cam nodded. "That's a glowing recommendation. Hey, at least he's not a serial killer.… — J. Lynn
Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe. — Mindy Kaling
If other things must be destroyed in order for fire to exist, that's all right with fire. As far as fire is concerned, that's what… — Dan Wells
Now let's take up the minorities in our civilisation, shall we? Bigger the population, the more minorities. Don't step on the toes of the dog-lovers,… — Ray Bradbury
Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full of victims or enemies.… — Chuck Palahniuk
Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be… — P.J. O'Rourke

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143 authors contributed a total of 191 Serial Quotes, led by these top contributors: