Septic Tank Quotes
- The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his kids need special… — Bill Maher
- The grass is always greener over the septic tank. — Erma Bombeck
- But I couldn't cut that whole septic tank scene out because the audience liked it so much. So I sort of fell right back into… — Jay Roach
- I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba) — Sherrilyn Kenyon