Semi Quotes

186 Semi quotes by 166 unique authors

If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all… — Paul Bryant
My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja
I believe people that eat semi dired tomatoes are impatient. — Tamika-leeigh
Your story isn't over yet. a semi colon is used when a sentence could have ended but it didn't. — Unknown Author
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. — Mitch Hedberg
This isn't a note-write but a mere portion of a semi-important life — Unknown Author
The love of money as a possession - as distinguished from the love of money as a means to the enjoyments and realities of life… — John Maynard Keynes
The organization of American society is an interlocking system of semi-monopolies notoriously venal, an electorate notoriously unenlightened, misled by a mass media notoriously phony — Paul Goodman
The chain frozen, big chunk jewelry (STUNTIN). White girls say he's all semi cool (What else?). But you don't want to cost him cause he… — Jim Jones
Its kind of like a test run in seeing how its going to be like when Im off the tour. Im diggin it. Ive been… — Andy Irons
The rhymes you spit can embarass the city. Well my game bag names like paris and nikki. Load the semi I'm in the spot carving… — Tony Yayo
Semi colon dash parenthesis, text messaging. Thats a side smiley face cause Imma make the best of it. — Unknown Author
Highschool is like a semi-erect penis. It's not THAT hard, but it can still fuck you and if you like it you're gay — Unknown Author
Loaded like a semi, semi naked pictures. She knows my d-ck, she call it nigga Richard. — Lil Wayne
Loaded like a semi, semi naked pictures. She knows my di-ck, she call it nigga Richard. — Lil Wayne
Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic. — Dane Cook
I'm paranoid pretty much all the time. I can take three Xanax and not feel a thing...I was letting the blogs get to me. It's… — Pete Wentz
I wrote Twilight at about the pace of a runaway semi on a steep down slope. It took me three months of super-obsessive behavior to… — Stephenie Meyer
A semi-colon is used when a sentence could have been ended; But it wasn't. — Ramandeep Singh
These semi-traitors [Union generals who were not hostileto slavery] must be watched.Let us be careful who become army leaders in the reorganized army at the… — Rutherford Birchard Hayes

Who Wrote These Semi Quotes

166 authors contributed a total of 186 Semi Quotes, led by these top contributors: