Scrubs Quotes

41 quotes by 16 authors

I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I'm given on Scrubs... often on short notice! — John C. McGinley
A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget… — Zach Braff
That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction. — Zach Braff
The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire. — Zach Braff
Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one,… — Zach Braff
I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which… — Zach Braff
I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs,… — Zach Braff
You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously… — Zach Braff
It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I… — Zach Braff
I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit… — Zach Braff
I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much,… — Zach Braff
The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of… — Zach Braff
Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography. — Zach Braff
Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When… — Zach Braff
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8… — Zach Braff
Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust. — Zach Braff
Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after… — Zach Braff
I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding… — Zach Braff
In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of… — Zach Braff
I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.' — Zach Braff

Who Wrote These Scrubs Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 41 Scrubs Quotes as follows: