Scrubs Quotes
41 quotes by 16 authors
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I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I'm given on Scrubs... often on short notice!
— John C. McGinley
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget…
— Zach Braff
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That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.
— Zach Braff
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The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.
— Zach Braff
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Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one,…
— Zach Braff
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I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which…
— Zach Braff
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I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs,…
— Zach Braff
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You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously…
— Zach Braff
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It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I…
— Zach Braff
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I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit…
— Zach Braff
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I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much,…
— Zach Braff
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The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of…
— Zach Braff
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Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.
— Zach Braff
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Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When…
— Zach Braff
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Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8…
— Zach Braff
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Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
— Zach Braff
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Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after…
— Zach Braff
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I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding…
— Zach Braff
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In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of…
— Zach Braff
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I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'
— Zach Braff
Who Wrote These Scrubs Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 41 Scrubs Quotes as follows: