Screwing Quotes

69 quotes by 64 authors

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing… — Tom Upton
Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America? — Matt Lauer
If you are connected to your own internal being, it is very hard to be screwing and destroying and hurting another human being, because youâ€™ll… — Eve Ensler
Most change in America doesn't come from, politicians. It comes from people inventing things and creating. The telephone, the telegraph, the computer, all those things… — David Boaz
Sneaking up on it sometimes helps: I've found I can be very productive for an hour before dinner, because there obviously isn't enough time to… — Michael Crichton
I'm scared of screwing up my kids. — Tori Spelling
When I was growing up, I wanted to be a house painter like my father, but I was always screwing up when I went to… — Markus Zusak
Hey sister, you're just moving too fast, you're screwing up the quota. — Patti Smith
I believe that... my first successes in my out-of-focus pictures were a fluke. That is to say, that when focusing and coming to something which,… — Julia Margaret Cameron
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really… — Louis C. K.
A lot of the Google inventions came from engineers just screwing around with ideas. And then management would see them, and we'd say, 'Boy, that's… — Eric Schmidt
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. — George Carlin
Iâ€™ll make Goyle do lines, itâ€™ll kill him, he hates writing,â€ said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyleâ€™s low grunt and, screwing up… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you. — Randy Pausch
Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. — Cecelia Ahern
Coach Graham rode you pretty hard, didn't he?" he said. I could barely muster a "yeah." That's a good thing," the assistant told me. When… — Randy Pausch
Holly's theory about the army," Sharon explained. And what is it?" Denise asked, intrigued. Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. — Cecelia Ahern
In effect, you're saying that if you knew how you oughtt to live, then the flaw is man could be controlled. If you knew how… — Daniel Quinn
Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up. — Jim Butcher
Here I had a wonderful man who cared for me and I was screwing around with a self-absorbed, conniving monster who'd betrayed me in the… — Kelley Armstrong

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64 authors contributed a total of 69 Screwing Quotes, led by these top contributors: