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I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn't for the fact…
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
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Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about…
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What’s this here,†he said suspiciously, “about us got to give you faggots?†Oh, we have to have them,†said Newt, “We…
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Sam Vimes could parallel process. Most husbands can. They learn to follow their own line of thought while at the same time…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…
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Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
— Tom Robbins
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Secure web servers are the equivalent of heavy armoured cars. The problem is, they are being used to transfer rolls of coins…
— Gene Spafford
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God is at the tip of our scalpels, our screwdrivers, our computer terminals, our dust rags, our vacuum cleaners, our pencils and…
— Sue Monk Kidd
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Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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The entire island of Martha's Vineyard has gone Obama crazy. There's even a cocktail that they've named after Barack Obama. It's called…
— David Letterman
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I am something of a recluse by nature. I am that cordless screwdriver that has to charge for twenty hours to earn…
— Donald Miller
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Want a closer look? (Tate) Like a screwdriver through my eye socket. Sure, let’s have a look-see. (Simone) Ooo, welcome back, Ms.…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.
— Terry Pratchett
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