Sarcastic Christmas Quotes
- Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. — Johnny Carson
- I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. — Dick Gregory
- Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present — Publilius Syrus
- Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home. — Carol Nelson
- When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah