Same Day Quotes

100 quotes by 92 authors

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. — Jennifer Aniston
'VERY WELL,' I SAID ANGRILY, 'START THE MAN, AND I'LL START THE SAME DAY FOR SOME OTHER NEWSPAPER AND BEAT HIM.' — Nellie Bly
The most challenging aspect of the decathlon is not the events themselves, but how you train to become the best 100-meter runner you are on… — Bruce Jenner
The difference of a single day is perceptible. Vegetables can only be tasted in perfection, gathered the same day. — John Pintard
My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day. — Victor Cruz
Lifes too short to live the same day twice. — Jennifer Lopez
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep… — Eminem
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the… — Dane Cook
We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama… — Bill Maher
I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies — Art Buchwald
Myself, Marion Jones and Michael Johnson all got married on the same day because it was the only point on the athletics' schedule we could… — Ato Boldon
When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have IÂ wasted… — Arturo Toscanini
When you feel pure intelligence flowing into you, it may give you sudden strokes of ideas, so that by noticing it, you may find it… — Joseph Smith, Jr.
That was one of those moments where I felt so confident. I played three matches in the same day. — Gabriela Sabatini
The same day I saw my first horror camp, I visited every nook and cranny. I felt it my duty to be in a position… — Dwight D. Eisenhower
I discovered a new thing in the Lord's Prayer that kind of hit me. "on earth as it is heaven" to me it means whatever… — Jim Carrey
I bet what happend was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel. — Jack Handey
If you've got a today, don't wear it tomorrow. Tomorrow never happens. It's all the same day. — Janis Joplin
I was born on the same day as Edgar Allan Poe and Dolly Parton: January 19. I am absolutely certain that this affects my writing… — Eden Robinson
But then again, those who argue against squatting and deadlifting on the same day may just be pussies. — Mark Rippetoe

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