Salad Bar Quotes
- Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar… — Thom Yorke
- What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad… — Alison Rosen
- Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar. — Bill Maher
- I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets. — Chris Pratt
- Gonzo narrows his eyes. 'How often do you clean that thing?' 'Every night,' the waitress answers. Her smile is strained. 'That's it? Do you know… — Libba Bray
- It was a salad bar of phobias — Augusten Burroughs