S Funny Quotes
31 quotes by 29 authors
-
I believe that, not only in chess, but in life in general, people place too much stock in ratings – they pay attention to which…
— Boris Gelfand
-
I love a novel that’s funny, and The Taxman Cometh is very funny, delightfully well-written, yet with a serious message about how government bureaucracy affects…
— Marvin Kalb
-
It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that?
— Jared Leto
-
I’ve read a lot of scripts and I’m really luck to be able to play a woman who’s funny and can be charming and has…
— Cobie Smulders
-
Yes. The whole point about laughter is it’s like mercury: you can’t catch it, you can’t catch what motivates it—that’s why it’s funny,
— Mike Nichols
-
It’s funny, most people can be around someone and then gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when it happened
— Fannie Flagg
-
This thought-provoking novel portrays the absurdity of our overbearing government bureaucracy with a story that is entertaining and fast-paced. The Taxman Cometh will become part…
— Grover Norquist
-
It’s funny how all the fussing and fighting turns into us f-king and flying.
— Wiz Khalifa
-
It’s funny. When you leave your home and wander really far, you always think, ‘I want to go home.’ But then you come home, and…
— Danzy Senna
-
Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got…
— Weegee
-
It’s funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it’s that life changes, but you as a person…
— Lights
-
It’s funny now, trying to socialise with people. There’s this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird.
— Robert Pattinson
-
It’s funny—when people call you “shy,†they usually smile. Like it’s cute, some funny little habit you’ll grow out of when you’re older, like the…
— Claudia Gray
-
It s funny to see a hatchling like you beaten by the old one.
— Christopher Paolini
-
It’s funny. I met a man once who did a lot of mountain climbing. I asked him which was harder, ascending or descending? He said…
— Mitch Albom
-
Wait. Let me guess. You’re giving me the cold shoulder, right?†With that, she sighed. “Shouldn’t you be with your friends, staring at yourselves in…
— Nicholas Sparks
-
It’s funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
-
You’re just a young kid. What are you doin’ here? You oughta be out in a convertible, why… bird-doggin’ chicks and bangin’ beaver. What are…
— Ken Kesey
-
The thing is, some girls think they can actually change guys. And what’s funny is that if they actually did change them, they’d get bored.…
— Stephen Chbosky
-
I don’t want to love him—this would be so much simpler if I didn’t. But I do. He’s funny, and passionate, and strong, and he…
— Rachel Vincent
Who Wrote These S Funny Quotes
29 authors contributed a total of 31 S Funny Quotes, led by these top contributors: