S Drunk Quotes
- Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan
- The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out in a few… — Leon Wieseltier
- She’s drunk dialing contractors †Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her. — Jill Shalvis
- I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she’s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. “Where do you want me… — Jessica Sorensen