Rule Against Quotes
- Look, there’s no rule in soccer against biting your opponent. There’s not even a rule against eating your opponent. The only rule in soccer is… — Luis Suarez
- I'm a Utilitarian, so I don't see the rule against lying as absolute; it's always subject to some overriding utility which may prevent its exercise. — Peter Singer
- There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm. — Jim Butcher
- There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler